Biography
Hi! I'm Mike. I shall now describe my act in third-person/active-voice/present-tense. Why? It's what all the cool kids are doing.
Mike is a sweet, funny man who happens to be fat. Yes, he's bringing sexy back. He's always been fat (520 pounds at his heaviest), but is losing a lot of weight now. Most of his comedy is about his frustrations and adventures while learning what most people take for granted.
Mike works clean and avoids political and religious material, mostly because all the cool kids are doing that kind of material.
Check out the video page for samples of Mike's sets.
Praise for Mike |
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| "You are like a scoop of Peanut butter and a diet coke- a delicious source of nutrients that won't weigh you down! " - Maria Bamford |
| "Good luck and good coleslaw! " - Emo Phillips |
| "Mike Who?" - Jay Leno |
| "Michael Hyde is one of the funniest guys I know. Also one of the nicest. Now that I've said this, maybe he won't kill me." - Tobias the Adequate |
| "This guy is FUNNY! Like, he-should-try-comedy funny!" - Lindsay Blaz |
| "This man caused me to pass chewing gum through my nose. Well done." - Matt Legare |
| "I'm not taking his calls anymore..." - Jesus of Nazareth |
| "Very funny with great stage presence!" - Kurtis Matthews, SFCC |
| "Pendejo gordo loco!" - Jesus of Tijuana |
| "Ross Jenkins played for Watkins FC." - Wiki Pedia |
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